F I G M E N T says:

you fallen down the loo or summat?
A.J.S Designs UK says:

yeah.......*drags herself out of the toilet bowl and dries herself off*

F I G M E N T says:

*fetches power washer from garage*

A.J.S Designs UK says:

*Goes flying 6ft into the air as the pressure washer hits her*

F I G M E N T says:

*waits for you to land* I likes wet t-shirts, I does

A.J.S Designs UK says:

hit's the floor with a thud! nee na nee na nee na *sound of the sirens going, Scrapes nova2 off the road and takes her to hospital*

F I G M E N T says:

*whistles innocently*

F I G M E N T says:

*wanders off slowly, until a reasonable distance, then RUNS*

Oi, who do you know that uses the same name as me? :mad:

Oi, who do you know that uses the same name as me? :mad:
LMAO!

Good un! :D:D

:D

again, good un!

How big is this toilet

How big is this toilet
It's an Itsy bitsy one.......

... And then everyone died. :)

... And then everyone died. :)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

... And then everyone died. :)

Of impetigo ....... :lol:

:cuckoo: Wow that's the shortest story I've ever read in my life

'cos its shoite!.
:D

Plus the i hate this forum twat hence why i keep coming back bubba po makes a mess of it:(

Plus the i hate this forum twat hence why i keep coming back bubba po makes a mess of it:(


What is the matter with you? I post perhaps once per month - How can that make a mess of anything?

What is the matter with you? I post perhaps once per month - How can that make a mess of anything?

You're doing it now :mad: Detritus everywhere :cry: