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Old 31 May 2005, 10:22
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Default Right, I am pee'd off big time with this country.

Selfrighteous of Newport here

This weekend has made me realise that this country has gone completely to the dogs

1) Some scrotum tried to break into my house, 4.30am Monday morning got up to see 2 young lads scarpering over my garden wall after they tried to force my kitchen door. Phoned Police who were about as interested as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest

2) Some scrotum tried to nick my car, alarm went off 2am Saturday morning went out to see rubber was pulled up on drivers side window and various scratches.

3) Went out Sunday night for CDSCTS birthday. Some quiet beers and a nice Italian was the plan, actually ended up with me beating the living ****e out of a Somali bloke who pinched her arse and the got leary. Basically there is a bunch of Somali lads, 18-25 in age, who go to various pubs in town and nurse half of soda all night and try to pick up local women, as do whole hosts of other 'asylum / economic migrant' types; Kosovans, Turks, Lithuanians, Latvians etc. So that was night over.

4) Took the lads up the local park yesterday for some general play and footie. Two gangs of what looked like Kosovans / Albanians / Romanians sorts going tat it hammer and tongs with stones and sticks and metal bars. Coppers turned up and broke it up. DIDN'T ARREST ONE !!!!!!!!!
My boys were frightened ****less and I was at boiling point. Bet if I had hit one I would go down for 6 months for ABH

Had enough now

Seriously thinking of emmigration, Canada or New Zealand. Fecking hell what has happened to this place
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Old 31 May 2005, 10:30
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Move to England, and then bore us to death each day, telling us how you miss the green, green grass of home, and the valleys.

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Old 31 May 2005, 10:32
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Bloody hell mate, how are possibly going to reconcile w**king for the Welsh Council with this going on in your back yard?? You could ask them if they are considering a nuclear or germ war fare policy for none Welsh........

It is ****e though, went to Brum nature centre yesterday, very nice appart from thinking I was in Bangladesh or Delhi.........

The Red Pandas were nice, as were the Wallabys- who even the most informed 'english' folks called kanagroos
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Old 31 May 2005, 10:32
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Christ, that sounds dreadfull
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Old 31 May 2005, 10:40
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Sorry to hear that, Sean. Move, mate.
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Old 31 May 2005, 10:46
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Quote:
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kanagroos
Did they have bottles of groos too?
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Old 31 May 2005, 10:49
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I hear Germanys quite nice at this time of year
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Old 31 May 2005, 10:49
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Pretty much summed up why I hate this country


I'd be living in Spain if it weren't for all the English immigrants

ALi-B thinks a mixture adaption value of -248ms equates to a very unhappy engine
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Old 31 May 2005, 10:50
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Sorry to hear that Sean Maindee police cant be arsed to leave the station, remember what happened when the scroats had me under siege in the factory? phoned police and 8 hrs later they had still not turned up

Or what about when the alarm went off? Got from my house to work 10 mins before the police and i live 6 miles away


I could go on...

See you tomorrow and we'll put the world right
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Old 31 May 2005, 10:56
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Worst thing was I was bricking myself all day yesterday cos I thought the coppers were going to come and nick me for belting the Somali lad on Sunday night

Banned from The Front Page for a while, good job I knew one of the doorman from Bodymasters (gym) otherwise I would have been nicked.

Yeah see you tomorrow Sam
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To be honest, I think there are very few countries where you won't find this sort of crap going on in larger towns & cities. I know that there are problems with Germans, Turks, Russians etc going on daily 40 miles away from me in Bonn, yet I chose to live in rural inbred Adenau and we have very little crime at all.
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Old 31 May 2005, 10:59
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And not much humour either.
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Old 31 May 2005, 11:00
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Old 31 May 2005, 11:01
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could you move outta town a bit..?
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Old 31 May 2005, 11:02
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Ahhh, dear old Jack, I loved that programme.
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Old 31 May 2005, 11:03
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To avoid all the pikeys that say outta, doncha, gotta and woncha.
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Old 31 May 2005, 11:04
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There used to be a farming programme that followed Mister Benn. Christ knows how many episodes of that i used to watch, trying to get enthusiastic about combine harvesters.
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Old 31 May 2005, 11:05
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who you callin pickey mova ******...............
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