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22 May 2008, 11:41
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5.59? 5.59????????????? Do you never sleep? Are you one of the undead? I know you're out to shaft me every which way, but...............blimey! 
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If that is not a come on, I dont know what is
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SwissTony thinks sal needs a super nova wedgie
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22 May 2008, 11:58
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22 May 2008, 12:01
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 Never ever had a bird ask me to "Shaft me every which way"
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reminds me of the joke
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married
within a short time period. Since Mom was a bit worried about how
their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send
her a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
card said nothing but 'Nescafe.' Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: 'Good till
the last drop.'
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
and it card read: 'Benson & Hedges'. Mom now knew to go straight to
her husbands'cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges
pack: 'Extra Long. King Size.'
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean . Mom waited
for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words 'British Airways.'
Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the
pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. It
said: 'Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.'
Mom fainted.
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22 May 2008, 12:15
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22 May 2008, 13:39
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22 May 2008, 16:18
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I can't get bloody faceache to load any apps, so don't you lot go parking on my street
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22 May 2008, 16:41
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22 May 2008, 16:43
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I think its brilliant......when used in moderation.....
My piccy's are doing really well...lol
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I think its brilliant......when used in moderation.....
My piccy's are doing really well...lol
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Errrrmmm..............are you talking about SW's back passage?
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22 May 2008, 17:18
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Leave my back passage alone
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22 May 2008, 18:28
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22 May 2008, 19:08
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Who left that limo on my street?
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