One day, long , long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or complain.

























But this was a long time ago.....
and it was just that one day.

The End.


:D

She must have been single then! :p

it must have been feckin long time ago. all you lot ever do is whinge or say does my bum look big in this. (i would love to say no dear its your fat arse that makes your bum look big in that, but i am too much of a wuss)

I don't need to ask if my bum looks big...................I know it does! :p

Prove it????

Yep.... I think this is a good time for the ladies of SN to show us pics of their asses........ tighter the jeans/pants the better!

As long as the men don't post themselves up... oh the horrors:lol1:

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Scary/freak-in-tight-jeans-shorts.jpg

Swiss Tony recently on holiday:D

girls you should really try harder

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/impulse84/WH_fat_girls.jpg

slap that flab and ride the waves............radical man

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking Sir?"
"No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?"
"No," replies the officer, "you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."

:lol: :thumb:

it must have been feckin long time ago. all you lot ever do is whinge or say does my bum look big in this. (i would love to say no dear its your fat arse that makes your bum look big in that, but i am too much of a wuss)


And that would be rich, coming from you :lol1:

No doubt fooker foo aka bubba po will interact in this thread at a later date and fook it up :(

No doubt fooker foo aka bubba po will interact in this thread at a later date and fook it up :(

oooohhhhh...........i am not the pariah anymore then.

@84of300

just more of me to lurve baby :norty:

oooohhhhh...........i am not the pariah anymore then.

@84of300

just more of me to lurve baby :norty:

:lol1::lol1:

I remember a day in the dark and distant past that my wife didnt moan at me..she'd gone out for the day
:D

We luff you Hec! :luvlove:

I remember a day in the dark and distant past that my wife didnt moan at me..she'd gone out for the day
:D

Did you change the locks to stop her getting back in too? :D

she clambered in through the cat-flap ( But thats an entiely different story ;) )

We luff you Hec! :luvlove:
We as in plural? now I know your having me on :lol1:

:Suspiciou :smug:

I meant Lee and I! :luvlove:

.........not the boys........although you never know........there's always Swissy! :Suspiciou

Swissy is my Stalker ;)

You too? :eek:

Swissy is my Style Guru ;)


:thumb:

Swissy is my hairstyle guru ;)

:)

Swissy sticks his toupé on with glue ;):Suspiciou

:thumb:
Wuss Toni?
:lol1:

:Suspiciou
And mine
:thumb:

:)
Nope, thats Nicky Clarke and his amazing Ceramic clippers ;)