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Old 22 July 2008, 16:00
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Default I fancy learning a marital art- but which one?
Karma sutra? Tantric loving or the good old 'in out' beloved of alex and the droogs?
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Old 22 July 2008, 16:06
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Here you go NACRO, this will guarantee a happy wife


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Old 22 July 2008, 17:03
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Here you go NACRO, this will guarantee a happy wife

We have a maid who does all that stuff.
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Old 22 July 2008, 17:05
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We have a maid who does all that stuff.
Is he any good, I really need a new cleaner

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Old 22 July 2008, 17:15
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Is he any good, I really need a new cleaner
She's a big fat old momma who works for minimum wage+10 percent and as much food as she can eat while 'on the job'. Also she's ours and isn't for sale.
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Old 22 July 2008, 17:20
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She's a big fat old momma

Camptown lady sing this song, doo dah, doo dah

Couldn't resist it.

Oh well, off to Boys for Work to find a cleaner.

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Camptown lady sing this song, doo dah, doo dah

Couldn't resist it.

Oh well, off to Boys for Work to find a cleaner.
There we go ... Male Naked Cleaners For Him - NakedCleaners.co.uk

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Old 22 July 2008, 20:20
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Andy and Steve, you are a pair of goons

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Old 22 July 2008, 22:23
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how about 'hand grenade' Masturbation ?
the one where you hold your thumb over the 'pin' for as long as you can?
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a good toss should sort you out lol
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