John Terry Joke!

cossie-nutter · 09 February 2010, 15:16

I was lucky enough to catch John Terry's shirt that he threw in the crowd after beating Arsenal on Sunday.

He must wear the same perfume my wife wears.

HANG ON...................

Turbohot · 09 February 2010, 15:44

Then again, it is possible that your missus uses the same launderette as Terry. So, I wouldn't count of becoming a millionaire so soon, mate. Max does look at something concrete before he takes on a job.

Xx-IAN-xX · 10 February 2010, 18:51

I told my mate the other day that his new nickname was going to be "John Terry".

He laughed and said, "what 'cuz you wouldn't leave me alone with your missus"?

"No, because your a ****," I replied.

rookymatt · 12 February 2010, 22:45

I watched that 3d match the other night...
it was great......untill john terry jumped out of the screen and tried to f*"k my missus!!

what would scooby do · 13 February 2010, 23:11

Wayne Bridge bought his missus a cadbury's chocolate penis..

She said she preferred Terry's

chris_wrx · 14 February 2010, 10:28

what has the champions league final goal post and wayne brdges ex got in common they have both been banged by jt

cossie-nutter · 26 February 2010, 21:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by what would scooby do

Wayne Bridge bought his missus a cadbury's chocolate penis..

She said she preferred Terry's

LMFAO!!!

cossie-nutter · 26 February 2010, 21:22

Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his **** made from Cadburys chocolate
She said that she prefers Terrys!

zippy! · 26 February 2010, 21:24

did you here about the footballer who was just banned from driving for doing 155mph? his excuse was he,d just received a phone call saying john terrys car is parked outside his house!

cossie-nutter · 26 February 2010, 21:24

John Terry was asked if he enjoys playing at The Bridge but he says he prefers playing away.

Bealescooby · 01 March 2010, 10:16

A big Black Prostitute got a picture of Wayne Bridge and John Terry's faces on the inside of her thighs .
She says to her punter if u can guess who they are u get a free shag

He looks left and right and says i dunno who them ugly barstards are but the 1 in the middle with the big lips and curly hair is Didier Drogba

I see wayne bridge is refusing to play for england this year whilst John Terry is captain , Lets hope he shags Emile Heskey's misses before the summer

Fabio Capello is expected to name YOU as the England captain
This is Based on the fact that you have NO chance of Shaggin any1's Bird

KickboxingCrazy · 01 March 2010, 11:18

its been revealed why wayne bridge didnt shake john terrys hand at the weekends match, apparently " Smell my fingers" doesnt go down to well!