SwissTony's Friday Humour
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SwissTony's Friday Humour
Been far too busy to do the Saturday one, so here are a few backdated ones
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and a little joke for the weekend
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get
me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to **** ya both."
"**** off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
Video of Who let the dogs out? - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Video of JurrasicFart - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
and a little joke for the weekend
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get
me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to **** ya both."
"**** off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
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Been far too busy to do the Saturday one, so here are a few backdated ones
Video of Who let the dogs out? - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Video of JurrasicFart - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
and a little joke for the weekend
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get
me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to **** ya both."
"**** off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
Video of Who let the dogs out? - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Video of JurrasicFart - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
and a little joke for the weekend
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get
me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to **** ya both."
"**** off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
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thx Les I try my best to infuse this place with humour, like a wonderful dish of comedy pot pouri . Unfortunately that is exactly the kind of pap that has now invaded my house , bloody pot pouri, pink stuff, candles and the like . God, women have a lot of crap !!
anyway house is still a mess (in transit I like to call it )
anyway house is still a mess (in transit I like to call it )
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