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Kerry Chavvy Katona no longer the face of Iceland

Old 08 January 2008, 02:44 PM
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Default Kerry Chavvy Katona no longer the face of Iceland

Iceland: Kerry Katona Frozen Out Of Job - Yahoo! News UK

does that mean they are going to drop her catchphrase "Only chavs go to Iceland" as well

I Hear Britney has made herself avaliable if needs be although she says shes never been to Iceland but understands from her uncle Billy Jim Joe Bob Spears (he's the one who learned to read) that is is a beautiful country and the people are nice
Old 08 January 2008, 02:47 PM
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"But her reputation has gone before her, and she is no longer seen as the model mum she once was."
She ONCE WAS...... wait a feckin minute!! When the feckity **** was she EVER seen as a MODEL MUM
Old 08 January 2008, 02:56 PM
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I can't stand her, she grates on me beyond belief
Old 08 January 2008, 03:00 PM
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I thought she summed up the brand perfectly
Old 08 January 2008, 03:06 PM
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I think even her mum sold a story to the papers once about her being a coke head or similar, If my memory serves me correctly.
Old 08 January 2008, 03:19 PM
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Yes I wouldnt buy any of her frozen iceland everything in breadcrumbs ****e, wouldnt mind a bombay roll from her though
Old 08 January 2008, 03:20 PM
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Shes got great ***** though.

Sorry, but thats quite important to me.


Old 08 January 2008, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
Shes got great ***** though.

Sorry, but thats quite important to me.


I was about to type that.

Who cares what the advert was about.It was fine viewing.She is what comes into my head whenever I hear the word 'Wench'
Old 08 January 2008, 03:29 PM
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Nicked from Daily Mirror and wrong apparently...

Ananova - Kerry Not Dumped

Kerry is staying although as a fatty she doesn't really promote a healthy attitude.

5t.
Old 08 January 2008, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by fivetide

Kerry is staying although as a fatty she doesn't really promote a healthy attitude.

5t.
Iceland's food is hardly healthy though is it? Like I said, she's perfect for it

Anyway, she is pregnant at the moment so it's only fair that she should put on a few pounds.

It's nothing that a few grams of Charlie won't sort out after..
Old 08 January 2008, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobychick
I

It's nothing that a few grams of Charlie won't sort out after..
after??? she is doing coke while she is pregnant

fat slag, i hate her
Old 08 January 2008, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
after??? she is doing coke while she is pregnant

fat slag, i hate her
dont sit on the fence sara, tell us what you really feel
Old 08 January 2008, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
dont sit on the fence sara, tell us what you really feel

i dont want to get infracted, she may have some supporters on here
Old 08 January 2008, 05:19 PM
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what that fat gormless northern bint

bring it on I say
Old 08 January 2008, 05:25 PM
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Lads, you's still stick in in her gob.
Old 08 January 2008, 05:27 PM
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no way to talk about sara........

DAn
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Lads, you's still stick in in her gob.
i am sure she could squeeze you all in at the same time
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Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo555
no way to talk about sara........

DAn
Old 08 January 2008, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Lads, you's still stick in in her gob.
I I wont wont in in her her gob gob
Old 08 January 2008, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
after??? she is doing coke while she is pregnant

fat slag, i hate her
i hate her but she isnt doing coke now.

her mum in law got 10k for her story at the weekend btw
hope its worth it not seeing the kids grow up. Also probably be moving down south soon as well
Old 08 January 2008, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobychick
Iceland's food is hardly healthy though is it? Like I said, she's perfect for it

Anyway, she is pregnant at the moment so it's only fair that she should put on a few pounds.

It's nothing that a few grams of Charlie won't sort out after..
Old 08 January 2008, 06:28 PM
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If she gets sacked, thats a sign that there is a god.

No more of her annoying adverts = heaven
Old 08 January 2008, 07:08 PM
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Bad news folks.....
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Waitrose have taken her on
Old 08 January 2008, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobychick
I thought she summed up the brand perfectly
Hey! Your Mcain oven Homefries are cheaper in Iceland than anywhere! Just wont have to wear the disguise now to go get 'em
Old 08 January 2008, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Diesel
Hey! Your Mcain oven Homefries are cheaper in Iceland than anywhere! Just wont have to wear the disguise now to go get 'em
Your filthy secret is safe with us
Old 08 January 2008, 08:15 PM
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I would!

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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
I would!
You would with anything as long as the mighty chebs were decent
Old 08 January 2008, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
You would with anything as long as the mighty chebs were decent
Probably!
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False *******
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
You would with anything as long as the mighty chebs were decent
A fine philosophy to live ones life by IMO

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