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Old 30 September 2008, 10:17 PM
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10 Cars That Are Guaranteed To Get You Laid [On A Budget]


Check out number 6....

The other 9 are lies as well but 6 stands out.
Old 30 September 2008, 10:21 PM
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Does the 'Guaranteed to get you laid on a budget' mean you will only be able to pay for a cheap hooker
Old 30 September 2008, 10:24 PM
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There's a big boys list which is perhaps more accurate
10 Cars That Are Guaranteed To Get You Laid
Old 30 September 2008, 10:25 PM
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LMAO! What on earth..........

Gonna check the list above!
Old 30 September 2008, 10:26 PM
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The second list is more spot on!
Old 30 September 2008, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by HankScorpio
10 Cars That Are Guaranteed To Get You Laid [On A Budget]


Check out number 6....

The other 9 are lies as well but 6 stands out.
Doesnt say by a woman.
Old 01 October 2008, 07:54 AM
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I have had loads of nice cars,but the one that got me the most "action" was an old ratty escort RS turbo cab..
I took it in a swap years ago just as a summer seller..

Girls loved it and wanted to get in the back.. Once there,they was having it or walking home..That just the way it works
Old 01 October 2008, 09:04 AM
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You got to remember the first list in american. You dont need a car, all american women are stupid and easy
Old 01 October 2008, 11:29 AM
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*forwards Davegtt's message to Sarah Palin*
Old 01 October 2008, 03:46 PM
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Wel the first list isn't too far out with #6 as my Scooby got me quite a bit of lady action even an unwanted pregnancy. Eventually while still owning the scoob I bagged a wife (who hated the car)
Old 01 October 2008, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by wagrain
Wel the first list isn't too far out with #6 as my Scooby got me quite a bit of lady action even an unwanted pregnancy. Eventually while still owning the scoob I bagged a wife (who hated the car)
Do you live in Essex?
Old 01 October 2008, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Janspeed
The second list is more spot on!
LOL,

perhaps with the notable exception of no 10

"there are still some true mack daddies out there who are holding firm to their Escalades and the bad *** sex appeal they exude. And believe us, Escalades do radiate sex appeal. The big, bulky exterior inspires images of power and raw masculinity, so much so that many a female fantasy often revolves around “intimacy” that actually takes place in the Escalade [or on it, depending on how flexible you are]. So not only will the Escalade get you laid, but with plenty of interior space and rear-folding seats, it will get you laid anywhere, anytime."

Old 01 October 2008, 06:41 PM
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I've had more action at a bus stop than what I've managed in an Impreza.

Best car was an Escort.

Although it was mainly because I was 17 and actually had a car.
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