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Old 03 July 2009, 14:36   #1 (permalink)
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his
limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop
and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating
grass?""We don't have any money for food," the
poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my
house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with
me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated,
"You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.


Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned
to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."


"Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

"You'll really love my place.

"The grass is almost a foot high"
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Old 03 July 2009, 14:39   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03 July 2009, 17:24   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03 July 2009, 17:47   #4 (permalink)
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do you think


Actually, hate the term "lawyer". I worked hard and passed my exams. A "lawyer" is just a generic term for someone who practises law i.e unqualified.
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Parasite lawyers are the reason society is so f**ked up. They should all be exterminated.
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i heard about the tragic case of the lawyer, who died at the early age of 25

when he asked St Peter at the pearly gates, "why so young", St peter replied "apparently we went by your billed hours"
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dont worry, we still think you are okay even if you are an ambulance chaser
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Old 03 July 2009, 21:05   #9 (permalink)
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QC and a priest stranded in a life raft 400m from shore but the water is teeming with sharks.
Priest sits down and prays, QC dives overboard swims to land unharmed and raises the coastguard.
Priest asks QC why weren't you bitten by the sharks?
QC replies......... professional courtesy.


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At least it did not have a video attached!

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I am a careers adviser and I hear the word "lawyer" all the time from young people, it annoys me, think I ought to ask them how they will support themselves in the states at such a young age whilst training.

It's a Solicitor in this country!
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A man was sitting quietly in a bar when someone shouted: 'All lawyers are assholes!'
The man jumped to his feet and said: 'I resent that'
'Are you a lawyer?'
'No, i'm an asshole.'
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Having already downed a few power drinks, a woman turned around, faced a man, looked him straight in the eye and said:
'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... It doesn't matter to me.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
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The man jumped to his feet and said: 'I resent that'
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'No, i'm an asshole.'



Sorry Swiss, this one is funnier
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You are a Solicitor though, big, big difference
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You are a Solicitor though, big, big difference
i thought soliciting in the uk was illegal HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA (like you haven't heard that one before)
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i deserved that ^^^^^^^^

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