Distracted by Boobs...
30 August 2009, 06:01 PM
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Distracted by *****...
Was talking to a lady at work the other day, she is attractive and a really nice girl, she was however wearing a low cut top, I was stood up and she sat down and tere was a lot of chest area on display, was trying to discuss work stuff and it was quite distracting, not so much the actual breasts but trying to not look like I was perving, I was stood talking to her and I suspect my head movements made me look like "Rain Man", looking at anything but there, trying to talk to her face but then feeling like I was holding eye contact to long, looking out of the windows then feeling rude or looking mental. She wrapped her cardigan round at one point which made me feel like she had caught me perving but then let it fall open again, litterally one side almost fully displayed.
Anyone else had this issue !
Anyone else had this issue !
hahaha, there like eye magnets arnt they!!!! it would be a bit distracting at work tho. .
30 August 2009, 06:35 PM
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Interested in the opinions of the "wimmins", would you realise if a bloke was struggling to keep composure ?
30 August 2009, 06:41 PM
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If they dont want to be looked at in a pervy way cover up 
If its a work thing its not very professional is it having your ***** flop all over the place for every one to look at
If its a work thing its not very professional is it having your ***** flop all over the place for every one to look at
30 August 2009, 06:47 PM
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I wouldnt advocate ladies completely covering up, that would never do, but I think that less is more in a lot of cases, cleavage is really nice to see, not only as a bloke/perving type perspective but aesthetically as well.
30 August 2009, 06:51 PM
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You poor man, I bet you were mortified! Having to look at that lady's breasts, how dare she have them out!
As a lady myself, I can honestly say if you have them on display, then you know they are going to get looked at. And probably 'want' them to be looked at.
Seriously though, she probably knew that you were looking, and acting a bit shifty, but it doesn't look like she was too bothered.
Not very professional in my opinion. Imagine what she has on show on an evening with the gals?!
As a lady myself, I can honestly say if you have them on display, then you know they are going to get looked at. And probably 'want' them to be looked at.
Seriously though, she probably knew that you were looking, and acting a bit shifty, but it doesn't look like she was too bothered.
Not very professional in my opinion. Imagine what she has on show on an evening with the gals?!
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30 August 2009, 06:57 PM
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One time years ago I was in a VERY similar situation:
there was this lady with just the biggest goddamn pair of ***** I have ever seen. I mean these things were just HUGE. We're having a 'conversation' but really only half my mind is on it... I'm really speculating all sorts about these mammoth mammaries.. how do they stay up? What the hell size bra is holding these things off the ground? She must have the shoulder muscles of a shot putter, could you imagine putting your head between them and going flubberflubberflubber????
In amongst all this she asked me a question (apparently)
Naturally I completely missed it! She said "Well, then?"
Me, being me.. and somewhat stupid... replied "Look, I'm really sorry. I completely missed your question as I was staring at your breasts"
....
......
I'm stood there looking incredibly embarrassed and very sheepish and she just burst out laughing!!!
Apparently I was the first bloke to EVER admit it and she appreciated the honesty.
...and then told me to stop....
there was this lady with just the biggest goddamn pair of ***** I have ever seen. I mean these things were just HUGE. We're having a 'conversation' but really only half my mind is on it... I'm really speculating all sorts about these mammoth mammaries.. how do they stay up? What the hell size bra is holding these things off the ground? She must have the shoulder muscles of a shot putter, could you imagine putting your head between them and going flubberflubberflubber????
In amongst all this she asked me a question (apparently)
Naturally I completely missed it! She said "Well, then?"
Me, being me.. and somewhat stupid... replied "Look, I'm really sorry. I completely missed your question as I was staring at your breasts"
....
......
I'm stood there looking incredibly embarrassed and very sheepish and she just burst out laughing!!!
Apparently I was the first bloke to EVER admit it and she appreciated the honesty.
...and then told me to stop....
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30 August 2009, 06:58 PM
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It's defying nature not to look really. Human females developed permanently swollen breasts after we evolved into bipeds as a visual attraction to replace the posterior being the main way to attract attention from the male.
30 August 2009, 06:59 PM
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On Tuesday walk into the office with your bo77ocks hanging out of your zip.
See if she looks at you in the eye.
If she protests, let her know its alright for her, so is alright for you.
Your only partially exposed, as she is.......
Careful with the zip though.
See if she looks at you in the eye.
If she protests, let her know its alright for her, so is alright for you.
Your only partially exposed, as she is.......
Careful with the zip though.
30 August 2009, 07:01 PM
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You poor man, I bet you were mortified! Having to look at that lady's breasts, how dare she have them out!
As a lady myself, I can honestly say if you have them on display, then you know they are going to get looked at. And probably 'want' them to be looked at.
Seriously though, she probably knew that you were looking, and acting a bit shifty, but it doesn't look like she was too bothered.
Not very professional in my opinion. Imagine what she has on show on an evening with the gals?!
As a lady myself, I can honestly say if you have them on display, then you know they are going to get looked at. And probably 'want' them to be looked at.
Seriously though, she probably knew that you were looking, and acting a bit shifty, but it doesn't look like she was too bothered.
Not very professional in my opinion. Imagine what she has on show on an evening with the gals?!
30 August 2009, 07:03 PM
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Showing a bit too much cleavage is not quite the same as having part of your genitals hanging out of your trousers though is it?
30 August 2009, 07:06 PM
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I can imagine it's difficult, that is why I stay covered up i a professional environment. Nothing makes you look worse than having your baps hanging about the office. It doesn't give off the right sort of image. That's just me though. Always a time and a place for getting the gals out!
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30 August 2009, 07:08 PM
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I can imagine it's difficult, that is why I stay covered up i a professional environment. Nothing makes you look worse than having your baps hanging about the office. It doesn't give off the right sort of image. That's just me though. Always a tim and a place for getting the gals out!
I am dead brave when separated by an internet, in person I stand there doing Stevie Wonder head movements trying not to look.
30 August 2009, 07:11 PM
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30 August 2009, 07:14 PM
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Everyone is dead brave when there is a computer between them. As for the Stevie wonder head movements, sometimes maybe it's best to have a good look, that way she can ask you what your playing and..... you can tell her. If she has a problem, tell her to cover up. Simple! lol.
30 August 2009, 07:17 PM
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had the same problem with the girl on reception at the local vauxhall dealership a few weeks back, lovely looking girl tight clothing with low cut top showing ample bossom, very hard to stand looking down at her seated whilst talking, my colour must have come up 
30 August 2009, 07:22 PM
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30 August 2009, 07:24 PM
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Lol, ok. Just wanted to check.
I can't say I would find her ***** attractive. When I see a woman who has had children and lost the 'fullness' to her breast I cant help but think they don't look as good as they used to.
Maybe it's just me, but a post baby boob just doesn't look good. And I am talking natural ones here by the way.
I can't say I would find her ***** attractive. When I see a woman who has had children and lost the 'fullness' to her breast I cant help but think they don't look as good as they used to.
Maybe it's just me, but a post baby boob just doesn't look good. And I am talking natural ones here by the way.
30 August 2009, 07:31 PM
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Its great but as instinctive behaviour goes, I really wish it could be disabled for a few minutes at a time, like the ESP system on a car can be disabled if you are being daft, the bloke system should have a swithc for when you want to focus.
30 August 2009, 07:38 PM
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I think its rare for a bloke to really not like a given pair, they have to be hairy or particularly unattractive for blokes to not be impressed, then you would feel bad for her having baps that even a bloke isnt into, like cooking a meal that even the dog turns his nose up at.
