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Old 04 September 2009, 10:24   #1
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Default Jeremy Kyle, Why would you go on it?

On the 2months i was unemployed i never once watched the show, but as i don't start work till 12 today, i accidently started watching it and cannot think of one reason why anyone would go on national TV for this numpty to sort out your problems?

I know they probably get a few quid for doing it but really, is your integrity worth a few quid?
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Old 04 September 2009, 10:28   #2
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Jeremy Kyle is the 21st century's answer to the Amphitheatrum Flavium.
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for people in those positions it is. it pays for the ** drugs-ciggies-drink-abortions-elizabeth duke jewelry-ballifs-court fines

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Dont you just love watching ugly morons on tv?

I have it on in the background sometimes. The annoying thing is that you end up wanting to see what happens and the DNA results.
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Old 04 September 2009, 10:35   #5
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Jeza is a legend and keeps 702Squadron going every morning and afternoons on ITV2.

Think your having a bad day. Turn it on and you feel oh so sweet
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I love to watch it - you get some right fit totty on there!!
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Why you would go on tv to take a lie detector test to see if you had shagged your sister is beyond me

I guess 5 minutes of infamy on Jeremy Kyle is still about as good as it gets for these scrotes bar the odd appearance on crime watch.
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They get 250 quid i've been told. 250 quid is a lot to spunk away on weed, cheap lager/cider etc.
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I'd go on it so I could chin him.
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I love to watch it - you get some right fit totty on there!!
I saw one perfect for you on the show today, right up your street


It seems like the youth of today all shag each other, swap babies and grow drugs
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It is my family they use, didnt you know?
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On the 2months i was unemployed i never once watched the show, but as i don't start work till 12 today, i accidently started watching it and cannot think of one reason why anyone would go on national TV for this numpty to sort out your problems?

I know they probably get a few quid for doing it but really, is your integrity worth a few quid?
People who generally go on Jeremy Kyle, are:-

Unemployed

Uneducated

Are having sex with their mother/father/brother/sister/dog etc

Want to be the talk of the Council Estate - "Look, that's her off the Telly. She's famous she is."

Television program that appeals to the lowest denominator.
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Surely any money they get should pe paid back to the dwp if they are unemployed?
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I will ask the tennant i last rented my own house to why she was on there.....oh yes because she was a drunken alcoholic who abandend her kids for drink, then comes and says i will look after your house we have good jobs, ect, ect,
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I love to watch it - you get some right fit totty on there!!
In the audience yes, at least most of them look like they have their own teeth or at least a dentist. The audience seems to be student types with nowt else to do but laugh at the lower classes. To add to the program they should give the audience eggs and tomatoes to through at the "guests"

JK is a bully though. These people can't string a coherent sentence together and him with his public school level of the english language appears to be the daytime equivalent of Ozymandias!

I do like the way the crowd hang of his every word and when he scorns the female guest for being a slag they boo and hiss yet when it turns out the fella is the dad and he then turns on the fella for not trusting the slag (she was lucky is all) they boo and hiss the bloke.

"We asked if Tracey had been used as the estate bike"

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"I've done her too"



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I'd go on it so I could chin him.
beat me to it. I'll tell you what, you chin him and I'll stick the boot in when he goes down

Why anyone watches this pish is beyond me.
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I love it!

The mrs even records it on sky plus.

The best bit is when JK is slagging the person off, to their face, trying to get them to understand why they are so '****e' and yet they still don't get it!
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Just for a laugh, I've said a number of times I'd like to ring them with some made up story.

Go on the show, have a big pretend fight then go to the papers saying we fooled JK. Should at least pay for a new plasma TV
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Ed I think you might be in a long queue of people with this idea!
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Just for a laugh, I've said a number of times I'd like to ring them with some made up story.

Go on the show, have a big pretend fight then go to the papers saying we fooled JK. Should at least pay for a new plasma TV
I'm up for that!
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i'd go on it for a laugh

off course both my wifes and my 18 year old live in Brazilian boyfriend would want to come aswell -- t0ssers

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Just for a laugh, I've said a number of times I'd like to ring them with some made up story.

Go on the show, have a big pretend fight then go to the papers saying we fooled JK. Should at least pay for a new plasma TV
I'd say you are a bit late with that scheme!

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It just goes to prove that some people will shag anything with a pulse, some of the "women" that come onto the show and are shagging half of their estates are not exactly the best looking but as long as they have a wizard sleeve they will get a man / boy to give the babies.

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I saw an episode of this show recently. I've heard about it before but watching it is something else. I mean the "DREGS OF HUMANITY" would be too kind a description for some of the "guests" on this show.

Its chavtastic telly for a chavtastic audience............
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It just goes to prove that some people will shag anything with a pulse, some of the "women" that come onto the show and are shagging half of their estates are not exactly the best looking but as long as they have a wizard sleeve they will get a man / boy to give the babies.

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They should do a middle class version,

Shagging the Nanny

Wife Swapping and Swinging

Fraud cases

could be good.
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I saw an episode of this show recently. I've heard about it before but watching it is something else. I mean the "DREGS OF HUMANITY" would be too kind a description for some of the "guests" on this show.

Its chavtastic telly for a chavtastic audience............
Yep, the same chavs who are the future of this country lol
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Vicky Pollards sister!!
The people who appear on JK are educationally sub normal genetically malfunctioning benefit receiving semi humans. They should all be bulldozed of a cliff along with JK who is worse for exploiting their inadequacies.
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