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Old 25 April 2010, 09:03 AM
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rare breed
Old 25 April 2010, 09:07 AM
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Ever thought of staying with Old Faithful.
W*nk, w*nk, w*nk, more money in the bank.....
Old 25 April 2010, 09:36 AM
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Maybe you are going for the wrong type of woman, i know that sounds a bit obvious, but it could be where you meet them and your taste is for the 'trash' type.

No all women are bad women, Jen and i have been together for 16 years, soul mates as well.
Old 25 April 2010, 09:50 AM
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cash for sex , in a nice way

Same since the day of creation , get over it
Old 25 April 2010, 10:12 AM
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Animals !

All they ( and us ) are here for is reproduction....

All the rest is the veneer of civilisation with which we kid ourselves into thinking we are something special.

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P.S. All the "good" ones grab a choice specimen when they are young. Once disillusion sets in anything can happen. IMHO.
Old 25 April 2010, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Maybe you are going for the wrong type of woman, i know that sounds a bit obvious, but it could be where you meet them and your taste is for the 'trash' type.
Correct, its all about location.

I picked mine up in a supermarket!
Old 25 April 2010, 05:33 PM
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Accept that most women are evil and that any good looking woman who wants to **** you is probably only after money. Then get a cleaner a cook and the phone number of your local brothel.
Old 25 April 2010, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang
Accept that most women are evil and that any good looking woman who wants to **** you is probably only after money. Then get a cleaner a cook and the phone number of your local brothel.

Oh dear
Old 25 April 2010, 05:40 PM
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Just to clarify.... if there are any filthy attractive ladies on here who just want a man for his $$$ and a quickie... please step this way..
Old 25 April 2010, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by HT04
so hard to find a decent woman ? . i mean seriously, why do i keep getting the scum ? either time wasters or gold diggers. the women always say that its the men who do all the messing around and lie and time waste etc etc etc.... but of late, the women ive met have all been complete wasters.

where are the decent, single women all hiding. lol.

dan
There are loads of decent wimmins out there. You just must be looking in the wrong places.
You will be amazed at where you will meet your future partner, and I would bet now it won't be in some mingy nightclub
Good luck
Old 25 April 2010, 06:41 PM
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Only two good pieces of advice I have about women.

Fall in love with a beautiful heart, not a beautiful face or body
from the owner of my local kebab shop

99.9 % of the women in the world won't ever want to sleep with you, get over it. Just concentrate on finding the .01% who do.
From the legend that is Roosch.
Old 25 April 2010, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by HT04
so hard to find a decent woman ? . i mean seriously, why do i keep getting the scum ? either time wasters or gold diggers. the women always say that its the men who do all the messing around and lie and time waste etc etc etc.... but of late, the women ive met have all been complete wasters.

where are the decent, single women all hiding. lol.

dan
Ever thought you just might be a **** f.uck?
Old 25 April 2010, 06:48 PM
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If/when I split from my wimmins I'm looking forward to singledom.
Old 25 April 2010, 07:01 PM
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My brother split from his wife 12 years ago and is perfectly happy on his own. He actually has 3 'regulars' which keep him happy, as well as any others he stumbles on, and in doing so has a MUCH healthier sex-life than me, who has remained faithful and committed (should be ) for 15 years. If he gets lonely, he wanders down to the local where he has a bunch of VERY good mates, whereas the people I refer to as mates I never see, apart from a few posts on here and Facebook He has money, a social life, a good laugh, a strong support group, his own time and is beholden to no-one.

Anyone know a good, cheap lawyer
Old 25 April 2010, 07:33 PM
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I'm 39 (as of yesterday) never been married nor intending too, I'm quite happy on my todd, If I need my hole I pay for it

Life is simple, I can buy what I want, spend what I want, go where I want and do what I want when I want.

you could actually say I'm a selfish ******
Old 25 April 2010, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by HT04
all good commenst guys. but im just so willing to share my time. and money etc etc. but all i keep finding are the wrong ones. lol. i dont want a **** and leave. been there done that had enough.

dan
You tried those dating sites yet?
Old 25 April 2010, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
My brother split from his wife 12 years ago and is perfectly happy on his own. He actually has 3 'regulars' which keep him happy, as well as any others he stumbles on, and in doing so has a MUCH healthier sex-life than me, who has remained faithful and committed (should be ) for 15 years. If he gets lonely, he wanders down to the local where he has a bunch of VERY good mates, whereas the people I refer to as mates I never see, apart from a few posts on here and Facebook He has money, a social life, a good laugh, a strong support group, his own time and is beholden to no-one.

Anyone know a good, cheap lawyer
I'll ask my ex wife....
Old 25 April 2010, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Ever thought you just might be a **** f.uck?
LOL - and maybe acting like a saddo victim? - perhaps they see you coming, so to speak

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Old 25 April 2010, 07:50 PM
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Mine does my head in. Constantly want to call an end to it.

But...........













She always swallows, and takes it up the @rse. (Though not together)
So, swings and roundabouts.
Old 25 April 2010, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
Mine does my head in. Constantly want to call an end to it.

But...........













She always swallows, and takes it up the @rse. (Though not together)
So, swings and roundabouts.
Mine does my head in. Constantly want to call an end to it.

But...........













She NEVER swallows, or takes it up the @rse.
No, swings and roundabouts for me

Fancy a swapsy
Old 25 April 2010, 08:09 PM
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Romance isnt dead , oh no


Old 25 April 2010, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
Mine does my head in. Constantly want to call an end to it.

But...........













She NEVER swallows, or takes it up the @rse.
No, swings and roundabouts for me

Fancy a swapsy
Do you swallow and take it up the ar$e then?
Old 25 April 2010, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Do you swallow and take it up the ar$e then?
If she wanted me to and it meant I got some fun, then yes. All's fair in love and war


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