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Old 02 November 2011, 21:50   #1
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Anyone on here had 'The Snip'????? If so,what age were you and did it hurt?
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Old 02 November 2011, 21:53   #2
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for the love of god DO NOT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! man was made to breed,, dont let her talk you into removing your birth right lmao,.,.
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guy at work had it done a couple of weeks ago.. said it hurt a little and the infection after was the worst..

Didn't mind having his sack in a womans hand though...
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Old 02 November 2011, 21:55   #5
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I did wonder how long it would take you?.
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had mine done at 31 , didn`t hurt really just a bit of a tugging feeling in your chest for some reason . just a bit Embarrassing when all the nurse`s were about 60 years old lol
had a walk into town straight after as well
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Old 02 November 2011, 22:00   #7
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I have two mates that had it done one is 38 and has a twin guess which one looks ten years older after 2 years, they are or at least were identical and when i first met them it took about a year of knowing them to be able to tell the difference.

Same thing happened to the other one although not seen him for a while but he went gray almost overnight.

Both said it hurts, ALOT.
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Anyone on here had 'The Snip'????? If so,what age were you and did it hurt?


You might want to consider a change of username, DB!
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Old 02 November 2011, 22:10   #9
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Never hurt a bit - just as said before a weird tugging feeling - strange tho they try to talk you out of getting it done - even up to the point when your on the trolley
best thing i ever did - missus pregnant at 40 - feck that !!!
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Old 02 November 2011, 22:16   #10
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It is one thing I can safely say I will never ever consider... Coming from someone with a genital piercing
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Old 02 November 2011, 22:20   #12
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Never hurt a bit - just as said before a weird tugging feeling - strange tho they try to talk you out of getting it done - even up to the point when your on the trolley
best thing i ever did - missus pregnant at 40 - feck that !!!
Think thats because it's not such a good idea for a bloke.

Much better for the woman to have a hestorectomy, stops them having all sorts of womens problems as they age.
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Is this a case of "The Dogs Disconnected B******s" ?
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Old 02 November 2011, 22:40   #14
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Its fine, I had mine done ages ago, better than another child !

Was fine really, bit tender but doesn't affect its "operation", not having to worry to think about contraception is great.
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Think thats because it's not such a good idea for a bloke.

Much better for the woman to have a hestorectomy, stops them having all sorts of womens problems as they age.
I don't think having the snip is anywhere near the same as having organs removed!! Lol!

Of course it would stop 'women's problems' but it's a bit more involved than the snip.

My brother had it done a few years ago, he never really complained. I'm sure it would be worse if he added a 6th child to the list!
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Old 02 November 2011, 23:05   #16
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Some amazing answers on here

Mine was done at 38. No pain, some bruising afterwards, mostly down to my having walked home after the op

Andy can vouch for
a) if I look my age,
b) how much hair I still have, and
c) what colour it is...........

And I can vouch for the FACT that if anything, it INCREASES your sex drive

As for men v. women having an op, come ON guys.

In men it's minor surgery under local, out the same day, back at work the next. In women it's major surgery, intrusive, general anaesthetic, long, long recovery times.

What are you, men or mice?
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Old 02 November 2011, 23:06   #17
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Yes I had it done around 18 years ago, had a really bad infection and was probably close to death, a week in hospital some strong antibiotics and ultrasound scans on my nuts sorted me out

Worse than giving birth imo
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LOL - I had one. Was sore with a couple of days off and that's it.

The bigger thing for me was that Wifey came with me, and the consultant doing "op" works with her at the hospital (she's a nurse).... so guess who got involved and assisted in my procedure
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I just didnt worry about it, I saw the Dog go through it and he just sat in his basket looking really sorry for himself licking it ever few minutes, I thought I could hack that.

I shaved all my fur off and the doc said that wasnt actually required but that it was a nice job but the itchiness as it grew back would probably be more annoying than the snippage, my mum knew him so I got a quick appointment, he got 200 quid for each one he did in his lunchtimes, not a bad little earner, he numbed it and gave me some Valium to relax me, I told him not to be shy with it so he gave me a little extra and I was off my tits was ace, watched him do it as well, someone cutting open your scrotum with enough drugs in you is a right giggle and very interesting.

Was in and out in no time, seemed fine until the pain killer wore off and it was a bit sore, they grew a bit and this is about the best way to illustrate how it looked and felt



I had a couple of issues, my body spat the stiches out months later, had a bit of scar tissue but was worth it.

You have to take a couple of samples and then take them to the clinic, so a case of knocking one out and dashing up there with "spunk in transit" and then handing your output over to a stern faced old growler at the hospital, she asked if this was my first one and I just said "Nah, been at it for years", she didn't look remotely impressed and just took my still warm milky Vial and popped it in a bag for later analysis, I bet she gets to swoosh them all round her mouth to test it judging by her expression.

The worst bit is people asking, if you have had the all clear, i.e. has it worked, "Yes, I masturbated furiously into a test tube and then drove it up to the hospital who confirmed I am now a Jaffa, thank you for asking, milk in your tea ?"
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Had it done about 7 years ago 39


Didnt feel a thing - General anasthetic

bit sore afterwards, but nothing a that some general painkillers didnt cure,

Mind you they shot me full of morphine before i left hospital

Some bruising 48 hrs later lol

The surgeon i had did the single X cut as opposed to the both side cut some do ...

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Yes, about 35, and like f**k.

Worst bit was after the surgeon had been working away for a while and wafted a piece of tubing in front of my face as he threw it away - my thoughts of "thank f**k that's over" were interrupted by him saying ... "Right, now the other side".

To be honest after the local anaesthetic injection it was more discomfort than painful, but the bruising and pain afterwards was pretty bad.
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A) You didn't until you had your back op/new me for a few months.
B) Granted, full mop there you bastid
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Squeak squeak!! My love spuds are not getting all chopped up n sh1t. No ferking way
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A) You didn't until you had your back op/new me for a few months.
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Squeak squeak!! My love spuds are not getting all chopped up n sh1t. No ferking way
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Didnt feel a thing - General anasthetic



Mind you they shot me full of morphine before i left hospital :

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Lol!!!

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The only negative thing my brother commented on, with regards to his snip was that it made him feel emasculated!

I was more shocked that he knew what the word meant,

He soon got used to it though. Just a mental hurdle.
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Wimmins don't need a hysterectomy, they can be sterilised instead. A minor op nowadays.


Jacko..........when I read that you'd been numbed, I instantly thought of 'nom nom nom'!
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