Big Brother - Female Masturbating on the Lawn!!
 

WTF is going on??????????????????????

Thats NOT nice, its NOT clever ......... and what about the innocent wine bottle??

Pete

how bad is that :eek:

come on Sarah, you telling us that you havent tried it? :norty: Did she sniff it afterwards :freak3:

It would have been ok if she was fit

Was just to put this topic on! What a rough dog, frigging with a cheap wine bottle. I'm no innocent, but that was terrible, proper slag, bring back Oral :D

her dad i feel sorry for him, he must be really ashamed

Semi related subject. Myth or fact? A woman frigging with an open necked bottle risks "the insides" being sucked into the bottle?

Note the technical terminology there ;)

At least it wasn't Derek. :)

Thats the first thing I said too :D

Boggin bitch

ive heard of it happening i think :freak3:

The fire service on occasion have had to assist in breaking the glass in order to release the vacuum effect on the female's inner labia........ :p

Remember and cork it first ladies if you must try this! :D

When I was young I caught my granny in the shower.

I asked what the dark hairy triangle was ...... thats my pussy she said.

"It must be dead", I replied .......
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"all its guts are hanging out" :eek: .......... sorry, Chubby Brown joke that!! :D

Pete

no, its definitely as old as you Pete

:)

You're not helping Pete.

So shes just laid on the lawn giving herself what for with a wine bottle?

Shocking!









I missed it :D

Brilliant Pete

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It's been reported to cause a vacum, although I think the bottle would need to be inserted and removed at speed to cause such injury :D

can you put a figure on this

Was it a magnum or a jeroboam ?

which bird was it? anyone tape it? :norty:

Apparently, the in-and-out motion is sufficient to cause the air to expel, causing said vacuum. I think the audible warning device of the foregoing is called f*nny farts! :D:D:D

The loud chubber!

hahahaaahaaaaa bwahaaaahaaaa... probably the most funny of all human excreted sounds :D

well what did you expect from KINGER THE MINGER

NOT funny when it happens in the middle of your "best moves"! :D

that's when it's the most funnay :D

have posted this in moopets.. but if you think Kinga is minging.. try this.. *heave*

Boys treat this as a warning.. you never know where it's been...


a friend of a friend of a friend was getting remarried and was having the obligatory stag do..

the stripper duly arrived and got down to business... her 'party piece' was to come in brandishing a chubba chup, which she stuck in her foof...

the stags job was to pull the lolly out with his teeth.. which he got down to do.. but when he did.....


.... bearing it mind it was a chubba-chup which is essentially a boiled sweet on a stick..










.....all the came out was the stick!!

Her foof was sooo rancid the lolly had melted...


*heave*
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