Originally Posted by sparkykev

I get called in to do the odd job at an abattoir, and a guy showed me this furry looking ****e sack, he said guess what they use these for? I guessed at mittens for eskimos, but he said nope, they put them on a spike, add some flavourings etc, press them, cook them, and you eat them after a few beers on a friday night.
I've stuck to chicken ones ever since.