Chat up lines

i want to know what chat up line you have herd or use

i know mattscooby has a very special one we herd on sat in northampton

Get ya coat we are leaving!!! never used it but its a chat up line !!!!!

I blame the JD and still cant remember saying it, but hey it almost worked .

what was it mat..?

the chef on south park had a song about them and what you can do with them iirc

A mate of mine used to use "fancy going half shares on a baby?" Usually ending up in a slap

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. someone said you were looking for me.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?

Baby, I’m an American Express lover - you shouldn’t go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, ‘cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can’t hold it in.

Do you have a library card, ‘cause I’d like to sign you out.

If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice

If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up!

I seem to have forgotten my number - can I have yours?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh,sorry - you are wearing.... It must be an hour fast.

Originally Posted by scoobyp1

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. someone said you were looking for me.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?

Baby, I’m an American Express lover - you shouldn’t go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, ‘cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can’t hold it in.

Do you have a library card, ‘cause I’d like to sign you out.

If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice

If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up!

I seem to have forgotten my number - can I have yours?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh,sorry - you are wearing.... It must be an hour fast.

Any more!!,i think you've covered all mine in there.

One of my mates has used " fancy a f@?K", didnt go down to well it has to be said!!

I think this one from the above could work though, its suprising how an insult can get a good conversation going!

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

thats quality tony we should write them down and give hem to matt when he goes out.

Originally Posted by scoobyp1

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Are those real?

You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. someone said you were looking for me.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?

Baby, I’m an American Express lover - you shouldn’t go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, ‘cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can’t hold it in.

Do you have a library card, ‘cause I’d like to sign you out.

If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.

Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice

If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up!

I seem to have forgotten my number - can I have yours?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh,sorry - you are wearing.... It must be an hour fast.

Excellent!!

The Penguin one works a treat...